Bush Poem: 'Make the Pie Higher'
Here's a short poem we received by e-mail made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. We're told the quotes have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHERI think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.I know that the human being
Put food on your family!
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
If you're interested, Urban Legends sources the quotes.
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