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Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother

By Jeralyn, Section Other Politics
Posted on Sun Jun 12, 2005 at 06:34:46 PM EST
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Via Crooks and Liars....Hannity and Colmes will air an interview with Dick Cheney Monday night....The AP reports:

"I've never been able to understand his appeal. Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does. He's never won anything, as best I can tell," Cheney said in an interview to be aired Monday on Fox News Channel's "Hannity & Colmes."

At least his mother loved him. Who could love this face? Go ahead, name your caption.

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    Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother | 28 comments (28 topical)
    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#1)
    by jarober on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:57 PM EST
    out of ammo, so it's down to personal attacks? Sheesh.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#2)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:57 PM EST
    I guess we know who worries the Republicans the most.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#3)
    by Fr33d0m on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:57 PM EST
    And another thing, why don't they make butt plugs smaller... this one hurts.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#4)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:57 PM EST
    ehh-h-h-h-h...what's up Doc?

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#5)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:57 PM EST
    Cheney's just jealous because Dean still has his original heart.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#6)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:57 PM EST
    Never won anything? Like the Vermont gubernatorial election? Cheney is such a putz.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#7)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:57 PM EST
    a couple of related captions for me: "External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No warmth could warm, no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no pelting rain less open to entreaty." "Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it."

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#8)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:57 PM EST
    "Oh jeez, here comes that fifth heart attack!"

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#9)
    by Darryl Pearce on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    "I didn't need your vote and I don't want you opinion!" ...well, I got news for you, Dick! I'll continue to vote against and I don't care for your advice about my voting habits, so "Go $%*! yourself!" . . ...did that seem over the top?

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#11)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does.
    I'm sure everyone down at his golf club are all huge fans of the direction this country is going, therefore it's no surprise he hasn't met anyone who recently voted for a Democrat, let alone anyone who would favor Howard Dean.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#12)
    by Johnny on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    "out of ammo, so it's down to personal attacks? Sheesh." JR said that. What I would like clarified is if he was talking about Cheney's personal attacks on dean,, or the post?

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#13)
    by DawesFred60 on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    He looks like he is getting ready to order the camps opened. after all he must stop people asking questions in the land of freedom. oh yes justice to. And to justin faulkner our boy cheney is not a putz but a tool of our big boys in business that will sell us all down the river, and who are doing to us all right now. this attack means nothing its only for the show of a free nation that is imprisoned by evil people with evil ideals.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#14)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    Dr. Strangelove: Mein F¸hrer! I can walk!

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#15)
    by kdog on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    "Fire the 'laser'"

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#16)
    by Che's Lounge on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    That must have been one harsh bran muffin.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#17)
    by kdog on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    I can do better than that... Mr. Potter: [to George Bailey] Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You claimed you were going to go out and conquer the world. You once called me, "a warped, frustrated, old man!" Who are you but a warped, frustrated young man, crawling in here on your hands and knees begging for help. No securities, no stocks, no bonds. Nothin' but a miserable little $500 equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive. Doesn't he remind you of evil, old man Potter? Dean is our George Bailey.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#18)
    by SeeEmDee on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    Possible captions: "And yer little dog, too!" or perhaps: "Damn, I knew I should have used that Preperation H before I started talking!"

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#19)
    by Mreddieb on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    Damn Does anyone remember the Stnk made by the Cheney's when Kerry had the nerve to mentioned their gay daughter? Shouldn't MRS Cheny be outraged at her husband's Slur of an innocent Woman? Where is the Cheney outrage?

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#20)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    Planted under King George the Wretched's debate suit...look in the back...

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#21)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:58 PM EST
    You know, this Republican rhetoric reminds Blagh of George HW Bush's infamous statement about Clinton and Gore back in the '92 campaign - "My dog Millie knows more about fiscal policy than these two bozos!" to uproarious conservative applause...and deafening silence on all other sides... "Did the Prez just call his opponent a bozo?" or worse, "He's got a F%$king dog named MILLIE?" Personally, Blagh puts money on the second reason Bush went down... And now, people all over the nation are asking over breakfast, "The V.P. said that? Why is he talking about Dean's mother?" Any bets? Blaghdaddy, a veteran of racist and bigotted attacks, smells desperation from across the freakin' Niagara Escarpment... Any bets on Bush going down before '08?

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#22)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:59 PM EST
    Cheney -- the face only the pockets another CEO could love!

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#23)
    by BigTex on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:59 PM EST
    If anyone goes down before '08, it won't be Bush. Political reality necessitates Dean-O has a better chance of losing his position before '08 than Bush does. In 1 year, the Dems will be focusing on '08, not on takng Bush down. If Dean-O is seen as a liability bvy the Dems he might be forced out. Bhlag - Didn't you learn anything from the Clinton impeachment? 1) You have to have a Senate willing to convict. That enough is enough to stop any impeachment proceedings from being ultimatley successful. Why would the Dems spend their political capitol in an election run-up for an action that will bear no fruit (see point 3.) 2) You can't count on party-line support in favor of taking a sitting President down. That means not even all the Dems would vote to imepach. The Dems couldn't get enough votes for impeachment even if they could force hearings, which they couldn't do. 3) The public doesn't like impeachments for political reasons. That is enough to stop the Dems from trying to impeach Bush. This was a stupid comment by Cheney, but then again he's not running for office in '08. Che's caption made me laugh. All this while I was thinking inspired genius - it's so brilliant it hurts, but Che's is a far better explination. --BigTex

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#24)
    by kdog on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:59 PM EST
    Cheney...he won't stop until he turns America into one big Pottersville.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#25)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:59 PM EST
    "I've got a great big booger on the end of my finger and I've got to keep it hidden. You turned the camera light back on too soon after the commercial break." -

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#26)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:59 PM EST
    "...And then I told that lily-livered P$ssy Democrat to Go F- oh, are we back?"

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#27)
    by Dadler on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:01 PM EST
    Tex, Explain how politicians, engaged in politics, are to be impeached for anything BUT political reasons. That's the entire point. Clinton's mess and b.s. impeachement was NOT political, it was personal. Big difference.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#28)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:02 PM EST
    "1) You have to have a Senate willing to convict." No you don't. What a pile of horse hooey. SCANDAL will bring Bush down, just like it did Nixon. When enough Americans understand what the R-traitor party just did to them... Bush is toast. Or he'll have to roll the dice on the double-or-nothing treason. In which case he and Cheney may be ripped limb from limb by a mob.

    Re: Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother (none / 0) (#29)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:25 PM EST
    Looks like Cheney's been playing some rounds of The Dozens with his buddies in the Whitehouse. Hey Dick! Yo' mamma's so stupid she studied for a urine test!

    Cheney Zaps Howard Dean's Mother | 28 comments (28 topical)