Just another reason, besides those pesky FBI background checks, never to run for office: Even your underwear, including dubious allegations about your purchases, is not off limits.

Page Six reports on Jeanine Pirro's purchases of expensive underwear from Victoria's Secret, based upon information offered by the manager of one of its stores in Rye, New York.

I really doubt Jeanine Pirro frequently buys "expensive" lingerie at Victoria's Secret. The store doesn't even have real designer brands. Check out Neiman Marcus, Saks, Bergdorf's and Bare Necessities if you want to know what brands women with money (over the age of 30) buy: It's Wolford, Wacaol, Donna Karan Intimates, La Perla, Dolce and Gabbana, Hanro, Le Mystere, Cosabella and the like.

I certainly don't want Jeanine Pirro to be elected Senator, but I think Page Six got taken on this one. Jeanine is one of the best-dressed women on tv. Whether she selects her own clothes, or more likely, whether her personal assistant brings her things for her approval, Victoria's Secret is unlikely to be a place she drops $600 every few months. As for returning items without a receipt, provided the sales tag is still on it and it hasn't been worn, Neimans and Saks allow it all the time - even months later. They would rather keep a frequent well-paying customer than haggle over the cost of a bra. Victoria's Secret ought to get with the program if it wants to play in the big leagues.