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Posted on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 12:46:36 PM EST
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The TL kid just forwarded me an e-mail he received.

BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

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    • Wednesday Funnies | 35 comments (35 topical)
    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#1)
    by rdandrea on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 12:58:31 PM EST
    The whole Bush library? Both books?

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#2)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 01:00:29 PM EST
    Then there's this.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#3)
    by Dadler on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 01:01:04 PM EST
    UPDATE (from PU Wire): Bush comments, thankful his crayons survived. Says political map of Middle East can continue being redrawn.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#4)
    by rdandrea on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 01:32:34 PM EST
    How about THIS bombshell from The Borowitz Report? "Elsewhere, President George W. Bush said that he meant to invade Iran all along, blaming the error on SpellCheck."

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#5)
    by Dadler on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 01:55:12 PM EST
    UPDATE 2: While the President's crayons survived the flood, it is now confirmed that the redrawn political map of the Middle East did not. The chicken-scrawled map, scribbled crudely with the surviving crayons, was apparently the "coloring book" identified in earlier reports.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#6)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 01:58:36 PM EST
    Overheard in the Whitehouse sometime in December. Cheney: I believe Condi has bought the President a book for Christmas. Rove: Why would she do that, he already has one.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#7)
    by kdog on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 02:05:12 PM EST
    The good news is the president's prized rubber ducky, the one that makes bath time lots of fun, floated to safety.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#8)
    by Dadler on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 02:08:08 PM EST
    Check out this video for the real story behind Bush's "genius".

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#9)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 02:48:58 PM EST
    Oh no! Not "The Hungry Catepillar"!

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#10)
    by Edger on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 02:51:39 PM EST
    Sing this one to the tune of "Light My Fire": Dumb Bush Baby Should Get Fired

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#11)
    by Sailor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 03:11:08 PM EST
    An oldie but goodie: Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy comes in, sees them and asks the bartender: "Hey, is that Bush and Rumsfeld over there?". "Yup", replies the bartender. So, the guy approaches their table and asks: "Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here?". Rumsfeld says: "We're planning to attack iran right now". The guy then asks: "Really! What's going to happen?" Bush says: "Well, we're gonna kill 130,000 iranians, and one bicycle mechanic" "Why would you kill a bicycle mechanic?" asks the guy. Bush then turn to Rumsfeld and says: "See? I told you nobody cared about 130,000 iranians".

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#12)
    by Lww on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 03:11:51 PM EST
    Amazing how computer literate little kids are these days. My grandchild who's nine got that e-mail along with some knock-knock jokes. Those kids....

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#13)
    by Dadler on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 03:27:28 PM EST
    LWW, Lighten up. As if the level of humor displayed by the "conservative" posters on this site rises to some higher level of satire.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#14)
    by Sailor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 03:28:15 PM EST
    LWW: 1) GFY 2) See 'chicken crosses road.' 3) I said it was an oldie but goodie. Please come back when you have something to add and not subtract from the discussion. (your grandkids can add and subtract can't they?)

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#15)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 03:48:53 PM EST
    Daddler, am I to assume that Bush really did dry up as shown in the clip. If he did, what on earth was Kerry's question?

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#16)
    by Lww on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:16:27 PM EST
    The TL kid joke just isn't funny. I don't care if you're a rightwing cross-burner or a leftwing flag-burner it just ain't funny. Get the humor right.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#17)
    by Edger on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:24:59 PM EST
    He may have trouble reading but he does have other talents: The writings of George W. Bush

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#18)
    by Sailor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:41:06 PM EST
    Hey, LWW, I agree, the original joke wasn't that funny, but humor is in the eye of the beholder. And frankly bush trying to speak is funny enough.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#19)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:44:08 PM EST
    Re. The writngs of George Bush. or alternativly. "What men know about women" "The Republican book of fair play" "The book of Republican ethics"

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#20)
    by Edger on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:47:13 PM EST
    Oscar, The limits of presidential inherent power?

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#21)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:49:20 PM EST
    "Statesmanship by G W Bush" "Service to my country by G W Bush" It could go on ad infunitum.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#22)
    by Edger on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:51:37 PM EST
    "Worthwhile contributions of G. Dubya"?

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#23)
    by Edger on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:54:43 PM EST
    "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." --Dubya
    Who would you trust?

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#24)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:54:57 PM EST
    "World Politics, a brief history, GW

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#25)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 04:58:03 PM EST
    "Missunderestimation" US Policy in the middle east. gwb

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#26)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 05:06:45 PM EST
    "Truth and Consequences" I Libby. "Patriotism" Karl Rove Enough!

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#27)
    by Edger on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 05:15:13 PM EST
    You better quit while you're ahead, Oscar. Probably got us both in about 17 NSA databases by now... ;-)

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#28)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 05:19:33 PM EST
    Tell me! It's the right honorable Tony I have to worry about.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#29)
    by Edger on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 05:22:12 PM EST
    At least Tony can read.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#30)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 05:25:55 PM EST
    What do think Condi is for? Somebody has to help with the big words.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#31)
    by Edger on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 05:32:37 PM EST
    Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush. His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush. He drank like a fish while he drove all about, But that didn't matter 'cause his daddy bailed him out. DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up. more...(and better!) Hu's on first?

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#32)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 05:42:45 PM EST
    edger, bed time for me,good luck.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#33)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 08:36:51 PM EST
    LWW, I laughed out loud when I got to the coloring book line, so it was funny to me. Sorry you don't have a sense of humor.

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#34)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 09:42:29 PM EST
    LWW, ... sorry you don't have a sense of humor.
    Hear! Hear! (or, as Dadler might put it, since this is a thread about humor, Here! Here! :-).

    Re: Wednesday Funnies (none / 0) (#35)
    by kdog on Thu Jan 19, 2006 at 06:59:53 AM EST
    The best Bush clip of all is the video floating around the net where he is piss drunk and rambling at a wedding reception. Google "Bush Drunk Wedding Clip" and you'll find it. Instant classic!

    Wednesday Funnies | 35 comments (35 topical)