FBI Looking to Hire Techies - Pot Smoking Under 15 Times OK
Looks like the FBI is changing its hiring policies for the war against terror and we approve:
Wanted: super-smart techies interested in a good salary, early retirement and great job security. Sound unusual in this economy? Here's the kicker: Must be willing to chase down terrorists and respond to bank robberies if necessary.
Uncle Sam hopes metro Denver will be a fertile recruiting ground for its fast-growing FBI computer crimes division. The agency has congressional funding to add 960 people nationwide next year, including 192 computer crime agents.
No, here's the kicker:
Flabby computer geeks who can't run a mile won't make the cut; neither will anti-social programmers who'd rather look at a computer screen than at people, nor those who've smoked pot more than 15 times.
Not more than 15 times? Now that's progress.
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