Bush's Top Ten Reasons for Going to Mars
Yale Law prof Jack Balkin of Balkinization has a great top ten list of Bush's reasons for going to Mars. Here's a few, go on over and read the rest. [link via Poor Man.]
7. Martian officials have repeatedly refused to respond when Bush accused them of possessing weapons of mass destruction.
6. Paul Wolfowitz theorizes that bringing democracy to Mars will have domino effect throughout Solar System!
5. President thinks it would be really cool to dress up in space suit and shout "Mission Accomplished!"
And our personal favorite:
3. Ashcroft suggests Mars is great place to hold enemy combatants.
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