Ashcroft Hospitalized
by TChris
Our one and only Attorney General, John Ashcroft, was admitted to intensive care last night for a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis. The condition is extremely painful, but probably not life threatening.
Let's hope the man doesn't become addicted to pain medication as a result of this unfortunate event.
For those who choose to comment, please don't go over the top.
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