Presidential Buttocks
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Thanks to the release of Bush and Kerry's Vietnam-era military records, we now know more than we ever thought we'd needed to know about the condition of their buttocks.
John Kerry suffered multiple sharpnel wounds to his buttocks when an enemy mine detonated near his swift boat. Despite the wounds and intense sniper fire from both riverbanks, Kerry rescued a fellow soldier who had fallen overboard and earned a Bronze Star for his valor.
George Bush developed a hemorrhoid while flying a Texas Air National Guard jet to protect the shores of South Padre Island.
Is there any doubt about whose buttocks should be in the Oval Office on January 21, 2005?
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