Sharing is Bad
by TChris
Swapping a Twinkie for a bologna sandwich has become more burdensome for students in the Sharyland (Texas) School District after a 17 year old shared his marijuana brownies with friends. Vexed school administrators hit upon a fool-proof plan to make sure nothing like this can ever happen again: no more food sharing without the school's permission.
Right.
And on those rare occasions when a student bothers to ask permission, what criteria will the food police apply? Just say no ... to brownies? Baked goods? A banana might seem safe, but what if it's injected with LSD?
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