Another would-be juror said he had had alcohol problems and was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer. "I should have known something was up," he said. "She had all her teeth."
Another prospect volunteered he probably should not be on the jury: "In my neighborhood, everyone knows that if you get Mr. Ballin (as your lawyer), you're probably guilty." He was not chosen.
The case involved a woman accused of hitting her brother's girlfriend in the face with a brick. Ballin's client was found not guilty.
Since his client was found not guilty, I think the article should be re-titled, "The Jury Pool From Heaven."
Update: From an unrelated case --I'd call this the opening argument from hell.
A federal prosecutor launched the trial of a cold storage company accused of unsanitary conditions Wednesday by describing a warehouse stocked with millions of pounds of meat as "an amusement park for rats and a house of horrors for the City of Chicago."
"Rodents were allowed to feast on an all-you-can eat buffet," Assistant U.S. Attorney Eric Sussman told jurors in his opening statement at the trial of LaGrou Distribution System Inc. and its former president Jack Stewart. Stewart, 55, is charged in the indictment with conspiring to cover up unsanitary conditions at the 500,000-square foot warehouse that supplied meat and other food products to stores and restaurants throughout the Chicago area.
His attorney was left with this comeback:
.... the number of rats, droppings and nesting materials found by Agriculture Department inspectors was small compared to the vast size of the warehouse.
Enjoy your dinner, Chicagoan readers.