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Indecent Judge

By TChris, Section Judiciary
Posted on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 01:00:32 PM EST
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Last year, TalkLeft reported the story of an Oklahoma judge who was accused of pleasuring himself (and using a "male enhancement pump") while on the bench. The (now former) judge, Donald Thompson, was charged yesterday with indecent exposure. Smoking Gun has the story.

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    Indecent Judge | 14 comments (14 topical)
    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#1)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 02:10:56 PM EST
    bet he was a moral, "Christian" Republican.

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#2)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 02:38:01 PM EST
    The judge declared the charges were inflated and vowed he could beat the rap with one hand tied behind his back. Refusing to respond to reporter's questions Monday he would only say his briefs contained his response to the allegations and tissue samples taken had raised a sticky matter of judicial issues. His additional motions, filed in a back and forth exchange with prosecutors, indicated his defense might invoke 1st amendment religious grounds as his behavior was directly related to the Second Coming and the Rapture subsequent to that event. While prosecutors have been restrained by a self imposed gag order, an anonymous source revealed that recovering the evidence had been a stroke of luck. Investigators remarked that the pump seized during the investigation did have several qualities in common with a submarine. You guys have been great, don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses, up next is Hilary Duff!

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#3)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 03:46:18 PM EST
    I wonder if he ejaculated while sentencing some poor schmuck to death.

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#4)
    by Quaker in a Basement on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 04:50:55 PM EST
    This guy really needs to take a plea. According to the papers posted at The Smoking Gun, there are a half-dozen jurors from this judge's trials who are going to testify about all the "whooshing" noises they heard while he was sitting behind the bench. Why on earth would he submit himself to that kind of public humiliation?

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#5)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 06:00:05 PM EST
    Why on earth would he submit himself to that kind of public humiliation? Maybe that's his thing.

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#6)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 06:56:16 PM EST
    Omigod! Thank you, Talk Left! I haven't laughed that hard in god knows how long. As sick and pathetic as it is, only Dickens could top this! Unreal.

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#7)
    by Quaker in a Basement on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 11:38:01 PM EST
    "Maybe that's his thing." Yes, of course. Hadn't thought of it.

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#8)
    by Ray Radlein on Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 12:57:13 AM EST
    Why on earth would he submit himself to that kind of public humiliation?
    The letter "l" appears in this sentence one time too often.

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#9)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 02:06:02 AM EST
    the new attorney general of the u.s.a.

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#10)
    by Adept Havelock on Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 09:43:06 AM EST
    Maybe he can share a coke, a hair, and a smile with Clarence Thomas....

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#11)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 07:32:24 PM EST
    deleted

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#12)
    by chupetin on Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 10:58:29 PM EST
    Rocket, Hilarious, but there is one part I dont get. Investigators remarked that the pump seized during the investigation did have several qualities in common with a submarine. What?

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#13)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 11:04:22 PM EST
    Hey, if the answer is explicit, please don't post it here. Censor software is everywhere these days.

    Re: Indecent Judge (none / 0) (#14)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sun Jan 23, 2005 at 12:09:54 PM EST
    TL, I hope the previous post was within boundaries, I have no wish to offend. I think the answer is acceptable as a double entendre; Chupetin - submarines are long, hard and full of sea men. It's an old joke and I guess I thought everybody knew it. Good thing I didn't make the Flip Wilson reference;-) Ray - good one! I bet he finds his next trial somewhat of an anticlimax.

    Indecent Judge | 14 comments (14 topical)