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Stupid Criminal of the Week

By TChris, Section Crime in the News
Posted on Wed May 25, 2005 at 05:41:28 PM EST
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by TChris

This is good advice:

If you're going to sell dope, you might not want to do it next to a police car.

An officer taking a coffee (and donut?) break didn't believe the man who told him that drugs were being peddled next to his squad car. Whether he finished his coffee isn't clear, but when the officer returned to his car, he shouted "Police, don't move!"

He says the suspects dropped two baggies of pot right on the front seat of his police car.

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    Stupid Criminal of the Week | 5 comments (5 topical)
    Re: Stupid Criminal of the Week (none / 0) (#1)
    by Che's Lounge on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:20 PM EST
    In the words of Nancy Grace: "He should fra!" Yes, fra) Is it me or do conservative female pundits like peroxide? Maybe because it's also good for washing blood off their hands.

    Re: Stupid Criminal of the Week (none / 0) (#2)
    by Aaron on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:20 PM EST
    Okay I admit it, it was me selling that ganja. I messed up, for a minute I thought I was in Canada. And as we all know only barbarians arrest people for marijuana, at least according to the Canadian prime minister.

    Re: Stupid Criminal of the Week (none / 0) (#3)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:20 PM EST
    He says the suspects dropped two baggies of pot right on the front seat of his police car.
    Gosh, TChris, haven't we heard stories like this before? Isn't amazing how buttery-fingered drug dealers tend to get around the police?

    Re: Stupid Criminal of the Week (none / 0) (#4)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:21 PM EST
    In the words of Larry Niven: "Just think of it as evolution in action".

    Re: Stupid Criminal of the Week (none / 0) (#5)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 12:59:24 PM EST
    Certainly proves marijuana does cause brain damage - have a good Memorial Day all

    Stupid Criminal of the Week | 5 comments (5 topical)