CJ Rehnquist Will Not Resign
by TChris
Breaking News ... per CNN ... The Chief Justice announced today that he will stay on the job as long as his health permits ... with luck (although these are not the Chief's words) until President Bush surrenders his office.
Send your positive energy toward the Chief Justice, and drink to his health.
Update: "I'm not about to announce my retirement," he told The Associated Press.
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