Robertson told us that Katrina's destroying New Orleans was retribution for the fabled Southern Decadence, the "Gay Mardi Gras." Opps. It hit before the gays hit town, and could not kill them for you. Katrina missed San Francisco. What was HE (or is it SHE) thinking? Does God just have bad timing?
He also said that Florida Disney's 1998 Gay Days would bring hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, meteors, and fires to Florida. A hurricane in Florida. Who could have anticipated that? I wonder. But Florida was stolen in 2000 for Bush. That can't be it. Florida is sacred ground, with Jeb in charge. Let's not get too far into that.
Now, the fires of Oklahoma City and Texas, in January? Our vengeful God must be mad about something. Let's see. What shall it be this week?
Both Oklahoma and Texas have adopted your stupid Defense of Marriage Act, while having the 49th and 36th highest divorce rates. Could that be it? The logic of "defending marriage" by barring gay unions still escapes me.
Legalized abortion? Robertson said that Katrina was linked to legalized abortion. Oklahoma in 2004 elected a fanantical (read: actually nuts) antiabortionist to the U.S. Senate: Dr. Tom Coburn who advocates the death penalty for abortionists, while he admitted did them himself as a GP and GYN. Maybe God is mad that Oklahomans are stupid voters. It is, after all, a "Red State."
Texas gave us Tom DeLay, a bug exterminator turned politician turned money launderer, and George W. Bush. What can we say about George W. Bush that hasn't already been said? That's enough to rile up any person with a sense of justice and morality.
Falwell, with Robertson nodding in agreement, blamed 9/11 on the ACLU, abortionists, feminists, gays, and the People For the American way as sharing the blame for our being attacked.
But Falwell, ever the prescient sort, sensing building outrage or merely hearing the open questioning of his sanity, backed off a couple of days later.
Robertson and Falwell both talk about all this being the "end times." When the Rapture comes, can we have your TV networks and mailing lists? All those people left behind will come over to our side for being lied to.
As Bob Hope said: âThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.â And guess who's pissing him off more? What Would Jesus Do? He told us to oust all our oppressive "leaders" because the oppressed will someday rule.
But, then again, maybe it's just dry weather from the myth of global warming?