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Mixed Signals

by TChris

After the president inspected swithgrass samples at the National Renewable Energy Laboratory yesterday, he "picked up a bottle of clear-colored ethanol and smelled it." No word on whether the president then downed it like a shot of Jagermeister, but ethanol ingestion might explain the "mixed signals" that his administration was sending prior to his visit.

Two weeks ago, 32 workers, including eight researchers, were laid off at the lab. Then, over the weekend, just before Bush's planned visit, the government restored the jobs.

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  • Re: Mixed Signals (none / 0) (#1)
    by Quaker in a Basement on Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 09:39:39 AM EST
    "No word on whether the president then downed it like a shot of Jagermeister," Did you see the photo on the front page of today's Rocky Mountain News? It looked like he was ready to jump right into the flask.

    Re: Mixed Signals (none / 0) (#2)
    by kdog on Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 01:29:56 PM EST
    Isn't is a bad idea to start grabbing flasks in a lab and start sniffing them? Sounds dangerous.

    Re: Mixed Signals (none / 0) (#3)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 06:48:37 AM EST
    Actually, he had to get close to the flask because he had to check out the little voice coming from it saying "Drink me, George, you could use a good shot right about now" ;)