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Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Secret Service Detail

Too funny. Tommy Chong was a featured guest and speaker at NORML's convention in San Francisco this past week, which attracted more than 500 attendees. Among his remarks:

"I know Dick Cheney's Secret Service guys smoke pot," Chong said. "The reason I know that is I sold them bongs."

He also compared Bush to a speed user or "tweaker." (Maybe he meant Adderall for ADD?) You can listen to his speech here (mp3).

After the speech there was a screening of a new documentary about Chong called "AKA Chong."

As soon as the lights were dimmed lighters started to spark and the banquet room at the Golden Gateway Holiday Inn began to fill with smoke. About half-way through the movie hotel security turned on all the lights and ordered everyone out of the banquet room because they were concerned that the smoke would set off the smoke alarms.

That hasn't happened at the NORML legal seminars I've attended, at least not during the lectures. The next one is June 1 to 3 in Aspen. Saturday afternoon, we'll be spending the afternoon at Owl Farm, Hunter Thompson's residence.

On Saturday afternoon, June 3, following the completion of the NORML Aspen Legal Seminar, Hunter Thompson's widow, Anita Thompson, has kindly invited the seminar attendees out to the fabled Owl Farm in Woody Creek to spend the afternoon.

According to Anita Thompson, Hunter admired the NORML lawyers perhaps as much as most of us admired him, and Anita is opening her home to the NLC as an expression of this respect and appreciation.

We'll provide hot dogs and hamburgers and spend the afternoon enjoying the beautiful mountain ranch and breathtaking scenery where Hunter lived and worked for most of his life.

If you're a criminal defense lawyer who defends drug cases, these seminars are great. Here's the agenda for Aspen. We're in Key West every December and only rarely in Aspen. You can register here. My talk this year: Terrorism and the War on Drugs, a review of passed, pending and threatened legislation .

Hal Haddon (defender of Kobe Bryant) will speak about Fighting with the Press in a High Profile Case

Other topics are very practical and include those those drug lawyers face continually:

Child Welfare and Custody Issues When the Parents Smoke Marijuana
Impeaching Snitches
Defending DUID Cases
Conducting Voir Dire
Immigration Consequences of a Drug Conviction

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    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#1)
    by squeaky on Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 03:14:41 PM EST
    The secret service obviously bought the bongs for study purposes. They have been known to be modified and used as a shoulder-launched missle weapons. Triple power. They know what they are doing.

    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#2)
    by kdog on Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 03:23:59 PM EST
    Thanks and praises to TL and all the defenders of the victims of the drug war. And thanks to Tommy Chong for being Tommy Chong. Good to see the cage our govt. placed him in didn't break him. Happy to report all my local headshops are up and running...so much for Asscroft's war on waterpipes.

    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#3)
    by roger on Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 04:08:13 PM EST
    Hunter admired us (me)?????????? Wow.

    Tommy Chong. Next thing you now he will be over in Iran or Iraq and the Pakistan border hunting down Osama Bin Laden and getting the latest in Bong technology.

    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#5)
    by Aaron on Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 04:10:15 AM EST
    Christ if anybody needed to smoke a fat Doobie at the end of long hard day, it's Dick Cheney's Secret Service detail. It's probably the only thing they have the look forward on that duty. I'll bet they make fun of Dick when they're stoned. "Dick is such a......Dick!" That's funny when you're wasted.

    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#6)
    by Edger on Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 04:24:30 AM EST
    About time sombody did. Way to go Tommy. Aaron: I'll bet they make fun of Dick when they're stoned..."Dick is such a......Dick!" He wears that tie to keep the foreskin from rolling up over his head...

    Tommy Chong - Most Credible Person Ever. Get outta town. I have a very reasonable suspicion that if any executive agency conducts ongoing and random drug testing, it's the Secret Service. I would further suspect that the lucky few who have worked long and hard to be included on protective detail of the #2 man wouldn't jeopardize that all that work for a monster bong hit. Now, the President on Adderall, that's something I can believe.

    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#8)
    by Che's Lounge on Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 07:51:02 AM EST
    Ambien - For a good night's rest. Then it's SHOCK AND AWE!!!

    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#9)
    by Sailor on Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 08:48:04 AM EST
    they were using the bongs as centrifuge tubes for enriching uranusium.

    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#10)
    by Dadler on Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 10:25:46 AM EST
    Chase, Do you know how easy it is to pass a piss test? Are you aware of the high rate of substance abuse among law enforcement? And why, aside from easy gags related to HIS FILM CHARACTER, is Tommy Chong any less credible than anyone else on this topic? The guy got thrown in prison for SELLING A BONG ON THE INTERNET!! Too bad he wasn't selling shot glasses, eh? Shoulda been selling paraphernalia for booze, the national drug and biggest killer. Chong was a victim of puritanical hypocrisy and irrationality and went to prison for it. (Hell, the pilgrims came ashore where they did in large part because they'd run out of fresh water to make their beer, look it up.) Tommy has a great deal of credibility on how the government works in this area.

    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#11)
    by Johnny on Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 11:37:58 AM EST
    If past drug use is any indicator of current credibility, there are almost zero credible sources alive. 'specially that idiot so many americans supposedly voted for in 2004.

    Re: Tommy Chong Says He Sold Bongs to Cheney's Sec (none / 0) (#12)
    by kdog on Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 12:11:12 PM EST
    Do you know how easy it is to pass a piss test?
    I'm 3 for 3 so far!

    We used to have drug testing in Rock & Roll ... but it was multiple choice, not pass/fail;-)