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Taxi Terror

by TChris

Some cab drivers terrorize their passengers with bad driving, but what evidence does Conrad Burns have to support his latest whacky accusation?

At the campaign event with [Laura] Bush, Burns talked about the war on terrorism, saying a "faceless enemy" of terrorists "drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night."

Which cabbies are these, pray tell?

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    Re: Taxi Terror (none / 0) (#1)
    by Ernesto Del Mundo on Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 10:13:28 AM EST
    He forgot to mention that they also hide in your closet and under your bed. Boy, these guys are really playing to their base lately.

    Re: Taxi Terror (none / 0) (#2)
    by Kevin Hayden on Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 11:12:33 AM EST
    Burns only worries because he never tips his cabbie.

    Re: Taxi Terror (none / 0) (#3)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 03:00:04 PM EST
    some terrorists are from the Middle East. some people from the Middle East drive taxis.. therefore all taxi drivers are terrorists. ergo quid summa pro bono.

    Re: Taxi Terror (none / 0) (#5)
    by Peter G on Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 06:13:40 PM EST
    I'm more worried about the guys who kill in the day time and then drive taxis at night, when they should be getting a good night's sleep. Wouldn't that make their driving even more dangerous?

    Re: Taxi Terror (none / 0) (#4)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 06:49:18 PM EST
    What next, people shooting cabbies because they look suspicious?

    Re: Taxi Terror (none / 0) (#6)
    by Repack Rider on Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 06:52:20 PM EST
    Makes you wonder what a rightwinger would have to say not to be taken seriously.

    Re: Taxi Terror (none / 0) (#7)
    by roger on Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 07:31:16 PM EST
    Watch out, Al Pacino is right behind you!

    Re: Taxi Terror (none / 0) (#8)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Fri Sep 01, 2006 at 06:24:42 AM EST
    Who are these cabbies who "drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night?" Comics, of course. Arab comics on the way up.