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Sylvester Stallone Charged With Illegally Importing Hormones Into Australia

Actor Sylvester Stallone has been charged in Australia with illegally importing 48 vials of a hormone growth drug into Australia. He didn't declare the drug on his Customs form. Later, his hotel room and private jet were searched.

Stallone says,

It was just a minor misunderstanding. They were just doing their jobs. I just didn't understand some of the rules here."

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    Ay Yo (5.00 / 1) (#1)
    by peacrevol on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 11:43:27 AM EST
    What did I really do eh? I crossed an imaginary line with some plants.

    Yo Adrienne - I did it!

    HGH is a plant? (none / 0) (#5)
    by Deconstructionist on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 12:05:24 PM EST
      Personally, I think that with full disclosure of the risks and informed consent docs should be allowed to prescribe HGH for aging movie stars desperate for a fountain of youth wonder drug.

      But, doesn't he know enough rock stars to know that you pay a lackey to carry and hold the stash?

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    I think.... (none / 0) (#8)
    by kdog on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 02:46:38 PM EST
    my main man peacrevol is joking....a George Jung reference from the movie "Blow" if I'm not mistaken.

    It's a great scene where Jung goes on a diatribe in front of the judge before getting sentenced.

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    Absolutely... (none / 0) (#11)
    by peacrevol on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 05:03:29 PM EST
    He gets into Bob Dylan (It aint me babe) lyrics after that.  Glad you caught that one kdog.

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    He is in Thailand.. (none / 0) (#2)
    by sarcastic unnamed one on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 11:48:11 AM EST
    The actor is thought to now be in Thailand, where he is making his fourth Rambo film.
    The odds of him showing up in court in Oz in person are pretty small until after the shoot wraps.

    4th Rambo Film? (none / 0) (#6)
    by peacrevol on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 01:12:42 PM EST
    Is he just going back through his cycle of old crappy movie remakes? What's next? Stop or My Mom Will Shoot 2? Prepare the box offices for widescreen poop.

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    Hey... (none / 0) (#7)
    by kdog on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 02:39:04 PM EST
    I thoroughly enjoyed Rocky 6...Honest I did.

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    Well... (none / 0) (#3)
    by HeadScratcher on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 11:49:42 AM EST
    I'm still searching for a reason I should care about wealthy individuals who break laws...

    So Apollo Creed gets his title back? (none / 0) (#4)
    by Big Tent Democrat on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 12:03:01 PM EST


    meds (none / 0) (#9)
    by orionATL on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 03:21:15 PM EST
    isn't stallone a little old to be taking that kind of medicine?

    maybe it was his pheromones

    the aussies were upset about.

    then again,

    maybe stallone has a movie in mind featuring a REALLY big boxing kangaroo.

    HGH (none / 0) (#10)
    by Deconstructionist on Tue Mar 13, 2007 at 03:37:53 PM EST
      is being touted as an anti-aging treatment in addition to its sports performance enhancement uses.

      In fact, the steelers dosctor who was identified as having purchased $150k worth of the stuff claimes he was obtaining it for his elderly patients and not for any football players.

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