Meanwhile, In His Alternate Universe . . .
President Bush was pleased with the performance of his Attorney General:
President Bush was pleased with the Attorney General's testimony today. After hours of testimony in which he answered all of the Senators' questions and provided thousands of pages of documents, he again showed that nothing improper occurred. He admitted the matter could have been handled much better, and he apologized for the disruption to the lives of the U.S. Attorneys involved, as well as for the lack of clarity in his initial responses. The Attorney General has the full confidence of the President, and he appreciates the work he is doing at the Department of Justice to help keep our citizens safe from terrorists, our children safe from predators, our government safe from corruption, and our streets free from gang violence.
I have a theory Bush figures Gonzo is the one guy who can make Bush look less incompetent. For example, 'you think Bush is incompetent, you should see Gonzales.' My alternate theory is Bush enjoys seeing baby seals get clubbed.
h/t Meteor Blades
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