Will Bloomberg Spend A Billion Dollars To Make Broder Happy?
So Michael Bloomberg is contemplating an independent unaffiliated run for the Presidency. The question is why. He has no chance, absolutely none, of even carrying one state, much less winning. So what is Bloomberg up to? Is he starved for attention? Has he lost his mind? Is there some big issue that draws him in?
Let's first state the obvious - Michael Bloomberg has the political charisma of a potato. Even worse for us, he has no entertainment value. Saturday Night Live can't do a funny parody of him. He is fairly nondescript. Indeed, I wager that not 10% of the country knows who he is. This is not the bombastic Rudy we're talking about.
So the question must be, after all the guy made 5 billion dollars or some such obscene amount, what's in it for him?
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