Spain to Use Waiters to Tag Cocaine Users
How do you measure cocaine use in any location? According to a new U.N. Study, it is lines per people.
Spain has the highest number of cocaine users in the world, followed by the U.S. City-wise, New York City is first, followed by Miranda de Ebro, Spain.
New Yorkers remain the world’s most enthusiastic consumers of cocaine, inhaling an estimated 134 lines of the drug for every 1,000 people. The residents of Miranda are said to get through 97 lines per 1,000 people. This compares with 20 lines per 1,000 in London, 11 in Paris and 2 in Frankfurt.
The Spanish Government, unhappy with these numbers, is bolstering its war on drugs to include restaurant waiters and bartenders who will monitor use of the bathrooms.
Alarmed by soaring cocaine use, the Spanish Government plans to train waiters and barmen in the subtle art of spotting punters who may be using the lavatories too often.
Businesses that comply will receive a special certificate declaring them drug-free.
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