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Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said " I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5". It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said " I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5".
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
"This Tiger Woods thing is having an effect on a lot of people. In fact, earlier today, Elizabeth Edwards went out and bought a new set of golf clubs. I didn't even know that she played."