Oblivion Nation (Gossip, Gas, and Afghanistan)
During the week of May 17, Paris Hilton was playing high-stakes poker in Cannes with her new boyfriend forever Doug Reinhardt, who formerly knocked boots with Amanda Bynes and escorted Lauren Conrad to the prom, in their pre-celeb pre-history.
In Washington a Democratic President announced plans to regulate the automobile industry only a few months after the automobile industry went bankrupt, and after only seven years of a bloody occupation, the Pentagon finally acknowledged that "the United States cannot succeed in Afghanistan if the American military keeps killing Afghan civilians."
I guess you could call it progress, for the oblivion nation.
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