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AZ Outlaws Mogs

By Big Tent Democrat, Section Other Politics
Posted on Fri Apr 30, 2010 at 10:01:19 PM EST
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Via BarbinMD, Arizona has outlawed mogs:

The Arizona state Senate on Thursday passed a bill making it illegal for a person to “intentionally or knowingly creat[e] a human-animal hybrid.”

No more of this:

Arizona . . . Pssst, it was a movie.

Speaking for me only

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    WTF? (5.00 / 0) (#1)
    by gyrfalcon on Fri Apr 30, 2010 at 10:46:43 PM EST
    Did somebody put something in their water supply or what?  They've churned out a really insane bunch of legislation in the last few weeks.  Good grief.
    Hallucinogens (none / 0) (#15)
    by Zorba on Sat May 01, 2010 at 08:31:21 AM EST
    Clearly, someone laced their water with LSD.  ;-)

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    Couldn't be... (none / 0) (#16)
    by kdog on Sat May 01, 2010 at 08:48:32 AM EST
    if these AZ legislators expanded their minds they'd have surely seen their folly before passage of any of these bills on their current "Legislator's Greatest Misses" tour...though I suppose it's possible they're hitting the sauce too hard, and they're a lot of angry drunks...but more likely they're just high on power Z:)

    And getting too high can lead to embarassment...hopefully they sober up at some point and apologize for this power-trip bender.

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    I was thinking (none / 0) (#21)
    by Zorba on Sat May 01, 2010 at 09:09:52 AM EST
    a bad acid trip, Kdog.  A very, very bad acid trip. (You have to remember, Dog, I went to college in the sixties, and I did see one too many people who had experienced bad acid trips; not a pretty sight.)  But you're probably be right, it may well be the booze.  ;-)

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    I had one bad trip... (none / 0) (#22)
    by kdog on Sat May 01, 2010 at 09:29:16 AM EST
    out of many journeys within...it was bad because I got stuck in a self-loathing rut...psychedelics never brought out any loathing of others, except maybe authorities:)...but perhaps that's what these cats got deep down inside...loathing of the less fortunate.

    I'm still leaning towards a power overdose...hopefully AZ voters give 'em some cold turkey when election day comes.

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    DTs are tough in the desert... (none / 0) (#25)
    by jeffinalabama on Sat May 01, 2010 at 12:40:40 PM EST
    Real tough.

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    Makes Sense (5.00 / 2) (#4)
    by squeaky on Fri Apr 30, 2010 at 11:43:09 PM EST
    Not only are Hispanics dealing in drugs and weapons, but they are creating Mogs. Soon the Mogs will take over the state, kinda like zombies.

    Fox will soon have a breaking story.

    I guess they saw the same coming (5.00 / 1) (#5)
    by tigercourse on Sat May 01, 2010 at 12:18:40 AM EST
    attraction for "Splice" that I did. Considering how bad that movie looks, I heartily approve of this law.

    why not just have condom (5.00 / 3) (#6)
    by observed on Sat May 01, 2010 at 12:50:25 AM EST
    dispensers on farms and ranches?

    Hmm, but what if my kid's teacher has a (5.00 / 1) (#7)
    by observed on Sat May 01, 2010 at 01:08:39 AM EST
    Mog accent? Is that grounds for firing?

    No wonder McCain had to deny he was a (5.00 / 2) (#10)
    by ruffian on Sat May 01, 2010 at 06:32:40 AM EST
    Maverick. They were coming for him.

    Still... (5.00 / 1) (#11)
    by lentinel on Sat May 01, 2010 at 07:41:56 AM EST
    So we can't "intentionally or knowingly creat[e] a human-animal hybrid."

    But there's hope.

    There are always cyborgs.
    It works.
    They are already in office.

    More to come.

    Dang! (5.00 / 1) (#14)
    by Blue Jean on Sat May 01, 2010 at 08:07:48 AM EST
    How am I supposed to conquer the world if I can't create Man-Bear-Pig?

    So what am I supposed to do... (5.00 / 2) (#23)
    by desertswine on Sat May 01, 2010 at 11:31:55 AM EST
    with the Manimal I keep in the basement?

    Now just wait a minotaur! (5.00 / 3) (#24)
    by Dadler on Sat May 01, 2010 at 12:21:55 PM EST
    Let me add my two centaurs.

    Glad I got to Grand Canyon last month, may be a long while before I can figure out how to get there again without giving the state any of my money.

    Joe Arpaio running for AZ governor. (none / 0) (#2)
    by caseyOR on Fri Apr 30, 2010 at 11:07:27 PM EST
    While reading over at Digby's I learned that Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio plans to challenge current Gov. Jan Brewer in the race for Arizona governor.

    Just imagine the insane antics of the Maricopa County sheriff's department visited upon the entire state. Arizona is one big catastrophe.

    Is this for real? (none / 0) (#3)
    by nyrias on Fri Apr 30, 2010 at 11:33:11 PM EST
    I read the title and thought that it was a April Fool's .. but then i checked today's date.

    Seriously .. really? Human-animal hybrid?

    LOL ...

    At least Georgia... (none / 0) (#18)
    by kdog on Sat May 01, 2010 at 08:53:08 AM EST
    has the protection of sovereign bodily rights in mind...that's a positive.  Maybe they'll get to prohibiting the state from taking DNA samples by force...that'll be cool too.

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    oh sure, (none / 0) (#9)
    by cpinva on Sat May 01, 2010 at 01:56:40 AM EST
    Arizona . . . Pssst, it was a movie.

    you say that now!

    As Lenny Bruce said, (none / 0) (#12)
    by lentinel on Sat May 01, 2010 at 07:43:02 AM EST
    many years ago: The sheep aren't safe in Sacramento.

    Sometime in the last 10 years or so, (none / 0) (#13)
    by observed on Sat May 01, 2010 at 07:52:38 AM EST
    Utah RE-instituted a law banning sex with sheep and goats. Evidenced-based lawmaking? I imagine so.

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    I got it! Avatar was just released... (none / 0) (#26)
    by jeffinalabama on Sat May 01, 2010 at 12:42:24 PM EST
    Arizona's legislature doesn't want 10 foot tall blue people with tails.

    Heck, it makes perfect sense.

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