A week later and they still can't even get something simple like which store it was right.

But they did run it in slo-mo and I was able to find out that Johnson put the cigars he was handed back on the counter, apparently when the fuss with the female clerk started, so he is off the hook for any shoplifting or abetting.

A court clerk for 38 years who won election to the Pittsburgh City Council in 1976, Mrs. Masloff was serving as that body's president in May 1988 when popular Mayor Richard S. Caliguiri died of a rare blood disorder two years into his third term.

Under the city charter's order of succession, she became Pittsburgh's first female and first Jewish mayor, and was remembered for having made tough and in some instances unpopular decisions, to her city's long-term benefit. Ignoring warnings from Allegheny County leaders to not interfere, she went to court to successfully bring an end to a countywide public transit strike that was crippling her city.

Publicly facing down critics who challenged her decision to cut the reviled city wage tax, she shamed them into silence by saying that she was doing so for "our children and grandchildren, so that they might still choose to live here." Her decision is partly credited with halting the flight of city residents to the suburbs.

Cast members have come and gone over the decades, and the show has certainly had its ups and downs, but Pardo's voice became such a signature staple of "Saturday Night Live" throughout most of our lives that it's hard to imagine the show without its touchstone. As former SNL member Maya Rudolph recalled in a video tribute at his 2010, induction into the Television Arts and Sciences Hall of Fame, hearing him announce her name for the very first time was a thrill she'd never forget.