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Saudi Arabia is Hiring: Executioners

By Jeralyn, Section Foreign Affairs
Posted on Mon May 18, 2015 at 11:39:12 AM EST
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Saudi Arabia is seeking to hire executioners for the implementation of Shariah Law. Here's the application (use google translate). It refers to them as "Perpetrators of Retribution."

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    Saudi Arabia is Hiring: Executioners | 9 comments (9 topical)

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    Egypt (5.00 / 1) (#2)
    by CaptHowdy on Mon May 18, 2015 at 12:43:57 PM EST
    will probably be hiring too.   They are planning some mass executions including the recently elected and deposed leader.
    Insofar as (5.00 / 2) (#4)
    by NYShooter on Mon May 18, 2015 at 01:22:38 PM EST
    Western style Democracy is not about to generically, spontaneously sprout up in the M.E, and the idyllic hopes of the "Arab Spring" was proven to be vastly premature, and has receded back into the fairy tale land from whence it, momentarily, popped up its head, these latest revelations are simply the M.E. reverting to form.

    The Middle East is not the West, and Saddam Hussein was better than the alternative. But, until the countries in the region realize their long-term prospects would be greatly enhanced by setting aside their historic differences, and uniting against the truly existential threat facing all of them, ratching up the violence is a meaningless step.

    What the F ? (none / 0) (#1)
    by ScottW714 on Mon May 18, 2015 at 12:37:25 PM EST
    Here is is translated.


    1. Examples of the knowledge and capabilities and skills required

    2. Qualifications and specific entry levels

    3. Experience:
       Quality of experience in order of preference:
       - Direct experiences
       - Peer experiences
       - Accepted experiences

    6. programs and training courses

    I cleaned it up a bit, but examples direct experience killing people ?

    So, reading between the lines... (none / 0) (#5)
    by gbrbsb on Mon May 18, 2015 at 04:11:04 PM EST
    Quality of experience in order of preference:

    1. - Direct experiences
           Applicants will have carried out beheadings

    2. - Peer experiences
          Applicants will have watched friends and colleagues carry out beheadings or been apprenticed to a beheader, or watched peers being beheaded.

    3. - Accepted experiences
        Applicants will have had experience with torture, murder, animal slaughter, serial killing, assassination, and other related activities whether directly or as an apprentice.

    And:

    4. Psychos and Isis DIYers welcome to apply !

     ∑`●)

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    Reading (5.00 / 5) (#6)
    by FlJoe on Mon May 18, 2015 at 04:22:30 PM EST
    between the lines, they are "head hunting" ISIS, definitely some talent there.

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    one of the all time great TL puns, FLJoe (5.00 / 1) (#8)
    by Mr Natural on Tue May 19, 2015 at 02:42:20 PM EST


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    fully (5.00 / 1) (#9)
    by FlJoe on Tue May 19, 2015 at 02:50:40 PM EST
    intended if I might add, thank you.

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    It just (none / 0) (#3)
    by FlJoe on Mon May 18, 2015 at 12:45:39 PM EST
    goes to show you that we do not consider all barbaric, radical Islamist groups operating in the middle east to be bad guys, eat your heart out ISIS.

    Competition seems to (none / 0) (#7)
    by KeysDan on Tue May 19, 2015 at 02:37:20 PM EST
    be sharp; no cut-rate deals.  For example, in Gambia, a west African nation known for its human rights abuses, headed by His Excellency Sheikh Jammeh.  His Excellency was condemned last Saturday by National Security Advisor, Susan Rice, for his warning to Gambia's gays---"If you do it in Gambia, I will slit your throat."   Jammeh also vowed to "cut off the head" of any gay that did not leave the country.

    The co-host of Marco Rubio's fundraiser scheduled for tomorrow was a registered foreign agent for Gambia.  Perhaps, she can be consulted for details on cutting -edge opportunities in her former client's country.

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