Big Night for Trump: Takes All Five States

By Jeralyn, Section Elections 2016
Posted on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 07:35:08 PM EST
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Update: According to Fox News' number cruncher, Trump didn't just win five states tonight, he won every county in every one of the five states.

Update: Why does no one ask what Trump promised Chris Christie? He's standing in his usual place behind Trump with his mouth open. I don't think Trump's dumb enough to make him Veep -- I just hope in the unlikely event Trump actually succeeds on his mission, it's not Attorney General.

Trump needs a hair colorist and make up artist who know how to deal with TV lighting. The top of his hair is bright yellow and he's got those racoon white circles around his eyes that look like concealer (but could be goggle marks from a tanning machine session.) With all his money, not to mention the hair and makeup talent in New York, you would think he wouldn't look like such an amateur.

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Donald Trump has won all five states voting today. No matter what happens on the Democratic side, this will be tonight's headline.

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lol; it's good to see a male candidate (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by Mr Natural on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 09:40:42 PM EST

judged on the basis of his appearance.

: He should try pantsuits (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by ExPatObserver on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 11:09:37 PM EST

But...but... (none / 0) (#1)
by CaptHowdy on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 08:36:37 PM EST

Indiana!

Amazing isn't it? I'm finally wrapping my brain (none / 0) (#2)
by ruffian on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 08:39:06 PM EST

around a Trump nomination. The first woman candidate versus... Donald Trump. Well, at least the choice is clear.


It going to be amazing (none / 0) (#3)
by CaptHowdy on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 08:45:50 PM EST

I'm old enough to remember (none / 0) (#6)
by CoralGables on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 08:48:49 PM EST

when a member of the Bush clan said the summer of Trump is almost over.


: Even before that (none / 0) (#7)
by CaptHowdy on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 08:51:02 PM EST

The smartest Bush said the country has had enough Bushes.

Cruz (none / 0) (#17)
by jbindc on Wed Apr 27, 2016 at 11:54:09 AM EST

Holding a 4 pm "big announcement". Fiorina spotted in Indiana.

(Fun) speculation is Cruz will announce Fiorina as VP running mate.

Oh, please let it be true.


Time to start measuring the drapes (none / 0) (#4)
by ExPatObserver on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 08:46:23 PM EST

and looking for classy new color combinations.
Royal Orange, anyone?

Walking to and from the helicopter (5.00 / 5) (#5)
by CaptHowdy on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 08:48:47 PM EST

Will be interesting. The blades CAN NOT be spinning at all.


Hee hee. Had to race to the remote (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by ruffian on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 09:02:39 PM EST

to get him off my tv.

He is just so nasty, and Hillary is going to be the positive happy warrior, I have a feeling.

Not to mention the misogyny that oozes out of every pore. I want to start a 'Free Melania' campaign.

This is going to be really something to watch.


I read the transcripts (none / 0) (#12)
by TrevorBolder on Wed Apr 27, 2016 at 06:09:41 AM EST

Of the CNN townhall with the Trump family, after reading news reports.
Trump should just let his kids campaign for him and limit his appearances.
They were impressive. Total opposite of their father, lol.
It appears that Ivanka now does the bulk of the negotiating the Trump contracts, subject to Dad's approval


Ivanka (none / 0) (#13)
by Ga6thDem on Wed Apr 27, 2016 at 07:08:52 AM EST

is a very impressive young woman.

I read Ivana is advising Trump. This may be her ultimate revenge on him.


It's OK (none / 0) (#14)
by mm on Wed Apr 27, 2016 at 07:49:57 AM EST

I understand Trump is preparing to be more "presidential". It's on his "TO DO LIST".

I believe he's just waiting for his "presidential" costume to arrive in the mail.


: This campaign has turned into Firesign Theatre (5.00 / 1) (#15)
by Mr Natural on Wed Apr 27, 2016 at 08:01:13 AM EST

without the laughs.

ROTFL (none / 0) (#8)
by Ga6thDem on Tue Apr 26, 2016 at 08:55:23 PM EST

OMG (none / 0) (#16)
by sallywally on Wed Apr 27, 2016 at 09:33:07 AM EST

The White House as Roman Bath.


OMG (none / 0) (#18)
by CaptHowdy on Wed Apr 27, 2016 at 12:04:28 PM EST

Donald is talking abut the attack on our embassy in "Tan-ZANE-nia"

We are all TanZANEians now.