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SNL Cold Open and Open Thread

Alec Baldwin has so many funny lines and faces in last night's SNL cold open. Enjoy.

This is an open thread, all topics welcome.

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    So unfair (5.00 / 2) (#7)
    by jondee on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 04:29:57 PM EST
    and Baldwin pianos are overrated.

    Inauguration news: (5.00 / 1) (#9)
    by KeysDan on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 04:44:28 PM EST
    Bolshoi to replace Rockettes.

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    Sad (none / 0) (#11)
    by Militarytracy on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 06:25:51 PM EST
    Baldwin is wearing (5.00 / 2) (#8)
    by leap on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 04:36:45 PM EST
    a Russian flag lapel pin. What a great detail! (That was spotted by someone on Pharyngula.)

    At 5:45 p.m. EST this Friday, January 20, ... (5.00 / 1) (#18)
    by Donald from Hawaii on Mon Jan 16, 2017 at 04:59:19 AM EST
    ... cable movie channel TCM is airing director Elia Kazan's classic 1957 political drama "A Face in the Crowd," starring Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal, Walter Matthau, Anthony Franciosa and Lee Remick. Of course, it's just a coincidence that it also so happens to be Inauguration Day.

    Gird yer loins (5.00 / 1) (#24)
    by Militarytracy on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 04:29:55 PM EST
    The Donald has an inaugural poem.

    Probably good advice ... (5.00 / 2) (#25)
    by Yman on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 04:46:02 PM EST
    ... for anyone any time they'll be near the Donald.

    Particularly women.

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    Oh Dear God! Does he have to add to the (5.00 / 1) (#33)
    by vml68 on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 06:21:09 PM EST
    embarrassment the Inauguration seems to destined for.

    Bill Clinton had Maya Angelou, Tr*mp has???!

    As awful as the whole poem is, this  

    Whilst hapless old harridans flapping their traps
    Teach women to look and behave like us chaps

    is hilarious!

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    Basically, a poem (none / 0) (#28)
    by jondee on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 05:14:05 PM EST
    about a mythic Scottish hero who warrants praise and tribute for building casinos and golf courses.

    In the thousand odd years of inspiring verse and prose, that's the best these geniuses could come up with?

    The Springsteen Tribute Band of poetry.

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    Good heavens (none / 0) (#29)
    by Ga6thDem on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 05:20:15 PM EST
    It sounds like the alt-right manifesto written in poetic form.

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    A Scottish-style poem? (none / 0) (#30)
    by Donald from Hawaii on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 06:03:49 PM EST
    It's a wee bit overblown, don'tcha think? Let me fix that:

    "You take the high road
    And I'll take the low road,
    And I'll be in the White House before you,
    You pathetic losers. Sad."

    There, that sounds much more like him.

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    Summer Zervos is suing Trump ... (5.00 / 1) (#31)
    by Yman on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 06:15:27 PM EST
    ... for defamation.  

    A former contestant on the reality show "The Apprentice" filed a defamation lawsuit Tuesday against President-elect Donald Trump over his response to her allegations that he groped her during a job interview in 2007.

    Summer Zervos, a California restaurant owner who appeared on the show in 2006, accused Trump of aggressively kissing and grabbing her when she went to his bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel to discuss a possible job at the Trump Organization a year later.

    In her suit, Zervos alleges that Trump defamed her when he denied her account of their interactions in the hotel room, accusing her and other women who made similar accusations of lying and fabricating their accounts. Zervos said she would drop her lawsuit, which was filed in New York, without seeking monetary damages if Trump would retract his claim that she lied and acknowledge his actions.

    On the one hand, Trump will want this lawsuit to go away to avoid opening a Pandora's box.  On the other, his YOOOOGE ego will prevent him from retracting his statements.

    This could get very interesting.

    Watch and wait (none / 0) (#32)
    by Ga6thDem on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 06:19:59 PM EST
    the lawsuits are going to come fast and furious at Trump. He already has something like 75 of them pending and I'm sure there are going to be more starting next week. He'll be spending a lot of time doing depositions.

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    referenced in the video (none / 0) (#1)
    by linea on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 02:04:47 PM EST
    from buzzfeed

    Which "Friends" Character Are You?

    You got: Rachel

    funny, because for the question "you would rather date" i picked rachel so i thought they would make me a boy.

    Baldwin nai.ed it last night, very funny. (none / 0) (#2)
    by desertswine on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 02:06:19 PM EST


    nailed, that is. (none / 0) (#3)
    by desertswine on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 02:06:56 PM EST
    Nails (none / 0) (#6)
    by KeysDan on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 04:24:38 PM EST
    and rest of hands too big.  Otherwise, perfect.

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    Baldwin's protrayal of (none / 0) (#4)
    by Ga6thDem on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 02:22:42 PM EST
    Trump rivals Tina Fey's of Palin.

    Better than, (5.00 / 1) (#5)
    by KeysDan on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 03:47:58 PM EST
    ....all of them, Katie.

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    Agreed. (none / 0) (#13)
    by Ga6thDem on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 07:25:14 PM EST
    I have laughed a lot during (none / 0) (#10)
    by Militarytracy on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 06:24:45 PM EST
    Baldwin's Trump depiction, but had few laughs last night. I think I'm too angry and concerned to laugh about a depiction that was so accurate to real life.

    Trump is so ridiculous I was unable to laugh at ridiculing him. My ridiculous meter has been redlined all week this week. I'm shocked and numb.

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    Understood (5.00 / 1) (#12)
    by Ga6thDem on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 07:24:57 PM EST
    It's so close it's hard to separate.

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    For that reason (5.00 / 1) (#15)
    by MKS on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 07:31:13 PM EST
    I hesitate to watch Baldwin's impression.   I don't want to hear Trump in any fashion.....even a skewering by SNL would not seem to be fun--at least for me.  But I enjoy reading the takes here.

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    Scottish newspaper Sunday Herald TV guide. (none / 0) (#14)
    by vml68 on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 07:30:14 PM EST
    RIP, Kevin Starr, Ph.D (1940-2017). (none / 0) (#16)
    by Donald from Hawaii on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 08:58:45 PM EST
    The eminent historian and California State Librarian Emeritus, who dedicated his life to telling the story of California's transformation over 160 years into its present status as a socio-economic and cultural powerhouse, died yesterday of a heart attack in San Francisco at age 76.

    Dr. Starr chronicled the state's rise and influence in national life, and its perpetual grip on the general public's imagination, in a sweeping and critically acclaimed multi-volume series called "Americans and the California Dream," from its transfer of sovereignty from Mexico to the United States in 1848 and the subsequent Gold Rush, to the Progressive Era, the 1920s, the Great Depression, the Second World War and other colorful chapters of California's past.

    His books were a celebration of the state's creativity, its innovation and openness to ideas, covering in considerable detail and depth a vast array of topics critical to California's development and image of itself, whether in architecture, agriculture, industry, commerce, literature, water infrastructure, environment or arts & entertainment.

    "No other historian has been able to capture California's exceptionalism, its vitality and its promise in such detail and yet invest it with the immediacy and excitement of a page-turning novel. Kevin Starr's love for California and his breadth of knowledge about the Golden State's magic and unique diversity was obvious not just in his speeches and lectures as a professor, but also in casual conversation."
    - Greg Lucas, California State Librarian, on the occeasion of his predecessor's passing (January 15, 2017)

    As a champion of his state, Dr. Starr had few peers. He will be missed.

    For the first time on a US coin... (none / 0) (#17)
    by desertswine on Sun Jan 15, 2017 at 11:11:30 PM EST
    Liberty will be an African-American.  It will be on a $100 gold coin, so I'll never hold one, but it looks quite pretty.

    100 years ago today, ... (none / 0) (#19)
    by Donald from Hawaii on Mon Jan 16, 2017 at 05:36:05 AM EST
    ... the British government publicly released the contents of a confidential diplomatic cable communication from the Imperial German Foreign Ministry in Berlin to its embassy in Mexico City, offectively offering to the revolutionary government of Mexican President Venustiano Carranza the states of Texas, New Mexico and Arizona if Mexico would join the First World War on the side of the Central Powers, in the event the United States cast its lot with the Allies.

    London's disclosure of the infamous Zimmerman Telegram had its intended effect in the U.S., as American public opinion was enraged, particularly when Greman Foreign Secretary Arthur Zimmerman confirmed on March 3, 1917 that the diplomatic message was real and its content was as the British claimed it to be. Relations between Mexico and the U.S. were generally hostile at the time, and the Germans sought to exploit the bad blood between the two neighbors for their own purposes.

    One month later on April 6, the United States declared war on Imperial Germany and entered the war. The Carranza government in Mexico wisely remained neutral.

    Aloha.

    Holy Cow (none / 0) (#20)
    by Militarytracy on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 03:27:42 PM EST
    President Obama has commuted most of Chelsea Manning's sentence. She's out in 5 months. Never saw that coming. It's a hard cold comparison, Obama and Trump. Trump still wants to kill 5 innocent men.

    And a complete pardon for (none / 0) (#22)
    by Peter G on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 04:12:04 PM EST
    General Cartwright.  All in all, 209 more commutations (mostly non-violent drug cases with excessive sentences) and 64 pardons. And supposedly more may be coming.

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    The haters hath no fury (5.00 / 1) (#23)
    by Militarytracy on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 04:27:00 PM EST
    Though like the haters and losers who will be after Obama over Manning. They will be hating and losing so badly they won't know what to do. Love

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    Waiting for Trump to make it real clear (none / 0) (#27)
    by vicndabx on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 05:03:56 PM EST
    about the priorities of progressives to those on the far left.  

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    I don't know what to make of (none / 0) (#34)
    by Militarytracy on Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 02:51:25 PM EST
    This far left sh*t. I'm so entrenched in deep red insanity daily it's hard for me to decipher their ideas or actions.

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    On my FB though (none / 0) (#35)
    by Militarytracy on Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 02:53:39 PM EST
    They are all BernieBros. And they are vicious little weasels. That's my direct exposure. I don't engage them, but I do watch them.

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    Are they really vicious little weasels? (none / 0) (#40)
    by Donald from Hawaii on Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 05:36:45 PM EST
    militaristic centrists (none / 0) (#43)
    by linea on Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 08:13:04 PM EST
    spewing petty insults and disparaging progressives.

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    Yup, that's one of em (none / 0) (#45)
    by Militarytracy on Thu Jan 19, 2017 at 10:43:36 AM EST
    We're all baby killers

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    And if you point out that centrists (none / 0) (#46)
    by Militarytracy on Thu Jan 19, 2017 at 10:45:48 AM EST
    Are much progressive than alt left...well that just means we're more progressive baby killers.

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    Chelsea (none / 0) (#21)
    by FlJoe on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 03:30:44 PM EST
    Manning's sentence commuted, per CNN.

    It's hard to to Trump's hubris (none / 0) (#26)
    by Yman on Tue Jan 17, 2017 at 04:47:33 PM EST
    ... but Rob Schneider may have done it when he tried to lecture John Lewis on MLK.

    ... in L.A. many years ago, while in the company of friends who so happened to be acquaintances of his. And I walked away from that brief 10-min. encounter with the realization that the obnoxious a-hole persona he mined successfully for laughs on Saturday Night Live was not at all fake.

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    For a mere $250 million, you can buy ... (none / 0) (#36)
    by Donald from Hawaii on Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 04:08:29 PM EST
    ... what looks to be the world's most ostentatious personal display case in Bel-Air, CA.

    It just screams Trump.

    Have to disagree. (none / 0) (#38)
    by vml68 on Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 04:23:34 PM EST
    One, I doubt he could afford it and two, I don't see cheap tacky fake gold covering anything in that mansion.

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    He could have his foundation pay for it. (none / 0) (#39)
    by Donald from Hawaii on Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 05:32:13 PM EST
    The gold wallpaper and gold lamé upholstery could be added later. And the Reagans had a Bel-Air address in their emeritus years, so how better to top them and supplant Ron & Nancy in the GOP's base's starry eyes than with this obnoxious purchase? This place could scream Trump so loud, even the neighbors would complain.
    ;-D

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    The recent words of Trump's (none / 0) (#41)
    by jondee on Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 07:02:55 PM EST
    Interior Secretary pick make it appear even more that Trump's "climate change hoax" rhetoric was just more bloody red meat thrown to the Fox-suckers.

    We just watched VICE news for today (none / 0) (#42)
    by Militarytracy on Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 07:24:49 PM EST
    How stoned is Woody Harrelson there? ;)

    Hollywood can handle The Donald (none / 0) (#44)
    by TrevorBolder on Thu Jan 19, 2017 at 05:28:36 AM EST
    They deal with people like him every day

    http://tinyurl.com/hovqug7  Variety