The Golden Globes begin now, but apparently, are on time delay. They actually began an hour ago. I'm not providing online links because they are all abysmal. The amount of ads, disjointed screen-sizing, prevalence of commentators and auto-play video of things you have no interest in seeing is astounding. A truly awful online experience. The only way to enjoy this show is on a TV screen, after recording it and fast forwarding through the banter and commercials.
Jimmy Fallon is hosting (I'm not a fan of his, but I'll try to fairly report on the opening.) Added: Fallon's opening was boring. I realize everyone can't be James Corden, but there was simply nothing inspirational or funny about Fallon. He's so mainstream he's become as bland as mayonnaise.
If I find a decent link to red carpet photos without all the other nonsense, I'll post it.
If you are watching, please chime in.
Update: Best actor in a TV series goes to Billy Bob Thornton for a show called Goliath I've never even heard of. At least it didn't go to the Robot guy -- not only do I not like the show, I think the actor who portrays the main character is incredibly uncomfortable to watch. I think Matthew Rhys should have gotten it for his role in The Americans.
Did anyone know Nick Nolte and Selma Ward are in a new series called Graves? It airs on something called Epix. I really like both of them. Who'll Stop the Rain (1978) with Nick Nolte and Tuesday Weld is one of my all-time favorite movies. It's set in Berkeley at the end of the Vietnam War and is about inept attempts at heroin smuggling .
The merchant seaman (Nick Nolte) made a vow in the Marines that he would never again allow himself to be ordered around by morons, and that vow leads him into a lot of trouble in this movie. The husband (Michael Moriarty) didn't know beans about the drug scene when he went off to Vietnam, but, as Nolte tells the wife, "he made some new friends." And the wife (Tuesday Weld) did her part on the home front, by getting hooked on pills (Percodan).
It's based on Robert Stone's novel
Dog Soldiers.
In Saigon during the waning days of the Vietnam War, a small-time journalist named John Converse thinks he'll find action - and profit - by getting involved in a big-time drug deal. But back in the States, things go horribly wrong for him. Dog Soldiers perfectly captures the underground mood of America in the 1970s, when amateur drug dealers and hippies encountered profiteering cops and professional killers - and the price of survival was dangerously high.
Not only are Nolte and Tuesday Weld great in it, but so are the actors who play really sleazy federal drug agents chasing them (in one scene the agents hold Michael Moriarty's hand to the hot burner on an electric stove -- I always have to fast forward past that part when I watch it.) Nolte's final scene of him walking down a railroad track holding his rifle like a soldier is very powerful. If you haven't seen it, it's streaming on Amazon and free for Prime members.
So what is EPIX? Never mind, Comcast/Xfinity doesn't carry it and it's only available to subscribers of certain services or on certain mobile devices. Who wants to watch TV on a mobile device except when you can't watch on TV? How stupid. Not to mention, this is about the fourth network I want to watch and can't because Xfinity either doesn't carry it or their on Demand for it is so limited. Cable is going to implode if it doesn't get quickly learn the proprietary age of TV networks is over. Who needs it when an antenna gets the major networks and local stations, and for $10 a month you can add Netflix, Hulu, and services that carry foreign shows?
Back to the Globen Globes, the actress Sarah Paulsen, who played Marcia Clark in the People v. O.J. Simpson won a best actress award. Really? I didn't like the show or her performance. The next award went to the OJ show as well.
Dresses I did not like: Almost every one in this series. Some of the most unflattering photos of people and dresses at an awards show I can remember. Even Heidi Klum missed the mark. What was Jennifer Beals thinking when she picked this dress?
More photos from the Daily Mail.
Update: LaLa Land is doing well with awards tonight.But I'm done, this show is just way too boring. (At least it was until Meryl Streep came on.) I think the Hollywood Foreign Press should skip NBC next year and air on a trendier network.