First Update: Stewart is fabulous. Best line so far: Bjork couldn't be here because while she was putting on her Oscar gown, Dick Cheney shot her.
Jon will get the job permanently.
Nicole Kidman is the first presenter. Absolutely stunning and poised.
Best supporting actor: Yes! George Clooney.
Jennifer Aniston: perfect, great dress.
Second Update: The first poor dress choice I've seen: Naomi Watts. The color was the same as her skin and she was washed out. It was also too fussy.
Jack Nicholson is in the front row and thoroughly enjoying himself.
Best supporting actress is coming up. While I think Rachel Weisz will win, and I loved her performance in Constant Gardner, Frances McDormand was also terrific in North Country. And the winner is: Rachel Weisz. Nice, understated speech and she looked so elegant, tough to do when you are pregnant.
Third Update: The song from Crash was awful. So was the set. It was like being back in Soylent Green. It tried to evoke a mood and just failed.
Fourth Update: Salma Hayak has a great dress. Michelle Williams dress was a strange shade of orang-y yellow. Charlene Theron, who looked goregous, had the biggest bow I've ever seen on her shoulder. The middle of the show doldrums have set in. I wish they would get to performing "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp."
Jessica Alba's dress is a winner. Jon Stewart sounds a little bored. So am I.
Update: Loved the Robert Altman tribute. He gets the first standing ovation of the night. I wish I had a copy of Nashville lying around, I'd watch it after the awards.
Update: Hooray! Hard out here for a Pimp won! Great performance, great song. Great movie. Now we just need Terrence Howard to bring home the Best Actor. I watched the movie twice this weekend and will probably watch it again.
Update: It's Best Actor Time. I'm rooting for Terrence Howard or Joaquin Phoenix. I loved both movies. Phillip Seymour Hoffman wins. I'm really disappointed even though I didn't see Capote. His speech is schmaltzy.
Best Actress: It should go to Reese Witherspoon or Charlize Theron. Walk the Line and North Country were both great. Reese gets it...good for her. Very countrified but heartfelt speech.
Best Adapted Screenplay: Brokeback Mountain. Ang Lee looks thrilled. Will it be a sweep -- screenplay, director and best picture?
Best original screenplay: Crash. Good choice.
Great for Ang Lee, he wins best director for Brokeback Mountain. I hope more people will see the movie now.
Jack Nicholson is presenting the best picture award. I just love him. He's in great form. Crash!!!! Wow. I love it. Great performances all around. It reminded me of a Robert Altman film....If you haven't seen it, go get it.
Hollywood did well tonight. Jon Stewart was elegant and funny. He'll be back next year. From Cloony in Syrianna to Weisz in Constant Gardener to Hustle and Flow winning best song and Reese Witherspoon winning for Walk the Line and Ang Lee for Brokeback Mountain, it was a very good year.