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Passenger Flatulence Ends in Emergency Landing

An airplane passenger lit a match on an airplane to mask her flatulence. The plane made an emergency landing in Nashville. The woman wasn't charged with an offense.

An off-beat, semi-amusing story so far, until you read the comments section to the news article. The article does not mention the woman's nationality, but here's an example of the responses.

While the body odor of foreigners is a problem, we have to remember that many foreign countries lack indoor plumbing. France is a good example.

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I've been on many flights sitting near foreigners and wished we would have made emergency landings due to "body odor"

I wish we could banish people who say things like this to foreign countries. Their state of mind is far more offensive than body odor.

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    C'mon, J... (none / 0) (#1)
    by sarcastic unnamed one on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 01:53:28 PM EST
    While the body odor of foreigners is a problem, we have to remember that many foreign countries lack indoor plumbing. France is a good example.

    ...that had to be a joke, and pretty funny one too if you're able to laugh at something so un-PC...

    Joke? (none / 0) (#2)
    by squeaky on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 02:08:31 PM EST
    Yea, a joke just like 'freedom fries'.

    If you don't see the nastyness, bigotry, ethnocentrism, xenophobia, and stereotyping in this just switch foreigners for any race, religion or creed, start with your own.  And then change France to match your choice.

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    Squeaky (none / 0) (#5)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 02:17:29 PM EST
    You paragon of multi-cultural sensitivity.  

    Parent
    Nice (none / 0) (#9)
    by squeaky on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 02:45:36 PM EST
    Must be a gas to let off a little steam with your good ole boy buddies at the expense of all those "multi-cultured" (code word) foreigners.

    I have to agree with Jeralyn, that smells far worse and is much more combustible than any human effluvia I have ever experienced.

    Parent

    no, (none / 0) (#10)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 02:51:58 PM EST
    but it must get tiresome to got your panties all wadded up over such trivial things as a lack of politcal correctness in the anonymous comments section of some regional newspaper.  

    Parent
    Humor (none / 0) (#11)
    by squeaky on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:10:56 PM EST
    Obviously you are akin to that group of anonymous commenters. The comments are only trivial when they are marganilized. You on the other hand legitimize the trivial when you defend them.

    It was funny when some comments about jews were circulated in a small catholic newspaper in Austria sometime in the late 30's as well. Real knee slappers, those.

    For someone who carries a gun and can arrest anyone at will, I would hope that you would take a sensitivity training course.

    Parent

    defend them? (none / 0) (#14)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:21:10 PM EST
    You on the other hand legitimize the trivial when you defend them.

    I'm not defending them, I'm questioning your (feigned?) outrage at them.  

    Parent

    Right (none / 0) (#26)
    by squeaky on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:09:01 PM EST
    I'm not defending them, I'm questioning your (feigned?) outrage at them.  

    And what is the difference? Someone makes a racist joke and another person is outraged. You say, what's the problem, it is all in good fun.

    Why you would even lift a finger for someone that is purposely trying to pump themselves up by making fun of another group of human beings is astounting to me. The fact that you would sit by and question someone who is outraged by bigots makes it seem like you are defending the bigots.

    The weird thing about bigotry and stereotyping is comes from ignorance of another group and rarely from experience. It spreads like brushfire amongst those who need to feel like they are somehow better or more important from those they put down.

    As in this case, most don't even realize what they are doing and when called on it see it as trivial.

    Adrian Piper a light skinned black artist did a performance piece meant to call attention to these kinds of trivial remarks. She would often find herself in a position where someone would make a racist joke not knowing that she was black. As a result she created a performance piece where, whenever a so called trivial remark was made she pulled out her calling card. It said:

    "Dear Friend, I am black, I am sure you did not realize this when you made/laughed at/agreed with that racist remark." The card continues for several lines, concluding with the words, "I regret any discomfort my presence is causing you, just as I am sure you regret the discomfort your racism is causing me."


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    And what is the difference? (none / 0) (#27)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:28:01 PM EST
    Read the quote you posted.   That's the difference.  I have yet to say anything like "It's all in good fun."  Your inability to separate the "wheat from the chaff" is frankly quite stunning.  

    Meaning that in the scheme of things these comments don't rate a conversation of this length.  When you're able to squash all sterotyping and bigotry you let me know, but first look at yourself.  We all have biases, sterotypes and perceive things through our own paradigms.  

    The best one can hope for is to recognize thier own and act accordingly.  Send me a list of your comments, I'll go through them and point out all the times you've stereotyped a group.   Think you haven't?  Is it OK for you and not others?

    Why you would even lift a finger for someone that is purposely trying to pump themselves up by making fun of another group of human beings is astounting to me

    Actually, I didn't left a finger, I responded to your over the top response to Sarc.  There's no such thing as bad publicity right?  

    As in this case, most don't even realize what they are doing and when called on it see it as trivial.

    Perhaps they have a better perspective on it than you think they do.  

    Besides, as I'm sure you're quite aware, France does have indoor plumbing.  

    P.S.  I can't just arrest anyone at will.  

    Parent

    Figures (none / 0) (#29)
    by squeaky on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:37:58 PM EST
    I hoped for better but pretty much what I expected from you.  

    Parent
    Wow (none / 0) (#30)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:46:47 PM EST
    witty and sensitive to boot.  I guess I'll take my indoor plumbing and go home now...Squesky at talkleft doesn't have a good opinion of me.  

    Parent
    Good Opinion? (none / 0) (#33)
    by squeaky on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 05:01:37 PM EST
    Nice squrim jab.

    Parent
    Sorry (none / 0) (#34)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 05:04:17 PM EST
    I mono-linquistic.....You know, ignorant American can only speak and write one language, so I don't know what you mean.  

    Parent
    Not surprised (none / 0) (#35)
    by squeaky on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 05:23:53 PM EST
    Think of it as poetry.

    Parent
    Spare me (none / 0) (#39)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 07:41:18 PM EST
    your self-righteous indignation.  You apparently didn't like it when the mirror was turned towards you and responded with your gem about hoping for more but expecting what you got.  Your outrage at these trivial, yes trivial, comments in a newspaper comments section is amusing to a point, but you're becoming boring, so good night.  Clearly your nuance is too Kerryesque for me.  

    Parent
    Kerryesque? (none / 0) (#48)
    by squeaky on Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 11:59:04 PM EST
    Thanks. Who do you see yourself as, Archie Bunker?

    Parent
    Sqeaky (none / 0) (#41)
    by Wile ECoyote on Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 05:12:54 AM EST
    If you don't mind, point out the racism.  

    Parent
    Squeaky's Values (none / 0) (#44)
    by jimakaPPJ on Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 09:03:11 AM EST
    Wile - Squeaky won't because he never understood this remark he made a while back:

    "Re: Homeland Security's Strategy: Arrest and Depo (none / 0) (#3)
    by ppjakajim on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:01:49 PM EST

    Squeaky writes

    I read that Rove's grandpa was a major Nazi, built a death camp. Have you read about the new contingency plan for Iran. Preemptive nuclear strike, if we have another terror attack in the US."

    Interesting. Can you give is some links??


    Later, in the same thread I asked:

    "Squeaky - Thanks for the links. I was assuming you had something from the MSM, not a far Left blog site that rambles off in all directions. I mean I have heard nothing about dual citizenship, death camps, Grandfather, etc. But let's assume you are right, let's say Rove was born in Germany and let's say he has dual citizenship and let's say his father worked as an engineer for a company that built death camps. So what, Squeaky? Do you live in a world that says the grandchildren suffer because of the sins of the grandfather? Or is it only Republicans? Or is it only members of the Bush Administration?"


    Parent
    Banner (none / 0) (#47)
    by squeaky on Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 11:56:07 PM EST
    Feeling desperate ppj. I see you are pulling out your big banner again. Usually a sign of frustration, or a last gasp.

    Parent
    Racism? (none / 0) (#46)
    by squeaky on Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 11:52:51 PM EST
    If you mean this:
    And what is the difference? Someone makes a racist joke and another person is outraged. You say, what's the problem, it is all in good fun.

    from my comment above, I was posing an analogous situation as an example for Patrick in order to try to help him understand that making stereotypical "jokes" are not trivial. They are hurtful to individuals in the stereotyped group.

    Parent
    squeaky (none / 0) (#6)
    by sarcastic unnamed one on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 02:18:11 PM EST
    Trust me, as an Italo-Celtic mongrel I enjoy lots of Italian and Irish jokes...and many anti-Bush, Repub, Conservative jokes as well. Funny's funny.

    Parent
    Italo-Celtic mongrel (none / 0) (#15)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:23:10 PM EST
    That must be it!  

    Parent
    Patrick (none / 0) (#25)
    by sarcastic unnamed one on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:05:25 PM EST
    a fellow mongrel?

    Parent
    I prefer (none / 0) (#28)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:28:42 PM EST
    hybrid!

    Parent
    Personally.... (none / 0) (#3)
    by kdog on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 02:11:06 PM EST
    I find perfumes and colgnes the most offensive odor of all...wish we could get the over-deodorized off the planes.  

    But freedom means putting up with certain unpleasantries....so I will deal, freedom is worth it:)

    I wanna say something (none / 0) (#4)
    by scribe on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 02:13:59 PM EST
    but the site filters will probably all light up (like a Drudge siren) if I do.

    So, I guess I'll just have to find a nice foam rubber seat to blast my comment into.  

    It doesn't say... (none / 0) (#7)
    by desertswine on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 02:23:51 PM EST
    anywhere that the woman was a foreigner.

    The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.


    Medical Condition? (none / 0) (#8)
    by kdog on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 02:28:24 PM EST
    Where I'm from we call it swamp arse....

    Swamp arse (none / 0) (#40)
    by weezie on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 08:09:30 PM EST
    Ho, ho, ho!!! Sorry, but that's funny...

    Parent
    Oh that poor woman (none / 0) (#12)
    by Jen M on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:11:20 PM EST
    At least they didn't charge her. It was a stupid thing to do. American has banned her, I wonder if her name will be on the no fly list?

    She must be a G.R.I.T.S. Cause, you know, southern ladies don't have unpleasant things like body odors. G*d forbid the next person in the bathroom know SHE was the one that left that smell.

    Why stupid? (none / 0) (#16)
    by kdog on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:37:03 PM EST
    A single match is no threat to an airplane....heck it wasn't that long ago you could smoke a cigarette on one.

    It's our hysterical fears that are stupid.

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    because (none / 0) (#17)
    by Jen M on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:41:11 PM EST
    all flights have been nonsmoking long enough for people to know about the smoke detectors

    Parent
    Yes (none / 0) (#19)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:49:51 PM EST
    A single match is no threat, what that match lights could very well be a threat.  Or more likely the smell of smoke without being able to determine the source should be grounds enough for the pilot to get the plane on the ground as safely and quickly as possible.  

    Parent
    Actually, a match is a threat (none / 0) (#21)
    by Al on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:52:42 PM EST
    if it's used to set off a bomb, like Richard Reid tried to do. For once, I don't think the passenger who reported this was overreacting.

    Parent
    Points taken.... (none / 0) (#23)
    by kdog on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:58:24 PM EST
    but I still say it would take all of a minute to figure out a match was lit to cover a fart, calm the heck down, and continue on to your regularly scheduled destination.

    Parent
    That may be true (none / 0) (#24)
    by Patrick on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:03:02 PM EST
    or you may wind up with that scene out Airplane with the hysterical woman.  

    Parent
    lol..... (none / 0) (#31)
    by kdog on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:46:57 PM EST
    Surely you can't be serious.

    I am serious, and please don't call me Shirley.

    Parent

    Is that??? (none / 0) (#18)
    by desertswine on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:49:34 PM EST
    Girl Raised In The South?

    Parent
    why yes (none / 0) (#20)
    by Jen M on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:52:16 PM EST
    yess indeedy

    Parent
    Mask (none / 0) (#42)
    by jimakaPPJ on Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 08:14:40 AM EST
    If I understood the article right, the problem was that she struck some matches to mask the flatulence odor with that of burning sulfur.

    The pre-takeoff instructions are very clear about not smoking in the rest rooms, guess they'll have to add don't strike matches.

    Parent

    oh yeah (none / 0) (#45)
    by Jen M on Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 01:53:27 PM EST
    the no smoking on planes has been in effect for... how many years now? we USED to see stories about planes being forced to land because some idiot tried to smoke in the bathroom. (before 9/11) and they would arrest the smoker.

    Parent
    funny (none / 0) (#13)
    by HeadScratcher on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:20:20 PM EST
    funny coming from a site where many people call republicans "thugs"...white southerners as racists...conservative christians as theocrats...etc...

    How many poor people have  been helped today while we're worried about this?

    I don't know, headscratcher, (none / 0) (#22)
    by Al on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 03:53:48 PM EST
    how many poor people have you helped today?

    Parent
    aside from your comment......... (none / 0) (#32)
    by cpinva on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:51:34 PM EST
    how many poor people have you even thought about today headscratcher?

    i am reminded of the joke, that came out shortly after the one day strike by all the immigrants (legal & not) a few months ago. it was the one where supposedly the crime rate, especially certain types, dropped to near zero.

    one "wag" posted it as a story, on the current events board of a particular forum i frequent. i asked her for a cite, to support said claim. she responded that it was a joke, and that she'd "accidentally" posted it on the wrong board.

    i pointed out that as a "joke" it clearly had racist underpinnings, and that she should be ashamed of herself. she denied she was racist (not what i had said), accused me of being self-righteous, and has been on a mouth foaming tear against me ever since.

    i'm not sure if there's a connection, but it so happens she lives just a bit outside of atlanta.

    so yes, that's how we marginalize folks, by making them the butt of jokes.

    sadly, as ron white noted, you can fix a lot of things, "but you can't fix stupid"


    WoW! (none / 0) (#36)
    by roger on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 06:17:00 PM EST
    35 comments (now 36) about a fart!

    The level of discourse is truly impressive

    Fart? (none / 0) (#37)
    by squeaky on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 07:25:10 PM EST
    35 comments (now 36) about a fart!

    Lesser things have started wars.

    so true (none / 0) (#38)
    by roger on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 07:33:49 PM EST
    a brain fart caused the current one

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    Patrick - Squeaky (none / 0) (#43)
    by jimakaPPJ on Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 08:25:31 AM EST
    Squeaky here is one that you might remember, you being so sensitive about smearing and all.

    Thread: Kozlowski Sentenced

    Posted by Squeaky at September 19, 2005 11:19 PM

    Rove never needed proof for his smear machine, why should I.