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Praying For Rain

This is not about the Colorado Rockies.

It is about Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue pining for Bill Starbuck.

Perdue's office has begun sending out invitations to a prayer service for rain at the Capitol next week. . . . Perdue, whose son is a Baptist preacher, has had similar prayer services in the past. "Georgia needs rain. The issue at the heart of our drought problems is a lack of rain," [a [Perdue spokesman] said. "And there is nothing the government can do to make that happen. "The governor recognizes that the request has got to be made to a higher power."

Sounds like a job for Elmer Gantry to me. If I were Pat Robertson, I would be tempted to say that this is God's judgment on Georgia for voting for Bush. Luckily for me, I am not Pat Robertson.

h/t balloon juice.

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    Spahn and Sain... (5.00 / 3) (#1)
    by desertswine on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 10:44:28 AM EST
    and pray for rain.

    Sorry

    Apropo (5.00 / 1) (#2)
    by Big Tent Democrat on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 10:50:12 AM EST
    God hates Republicans! (5.00 / 1) (#3)
    by andgarden on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 11:14:03 AM EST


    Why did he make them? (5.00 / 1) (#4)
    by Edger on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 11:24:10 AM EST
    Does he hate everyone else too?

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    Let them drink Coke. (5.00 / 4) (#5)
    by Molly Bloom on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 11:39:14 AM EST
    Perlstein

    But, the conservatives say: You're on your own! "Wastewater, drinking water, and sewer infrastructure projects are ordinarily funded at the state and local level," the Heritage Foundation opines. "WRDA shifts these costs onto federal taxpayers, most of whom will never see, use, or benefit from the projects."

    Guess what, Heritage Foundation: If water infrastructure was merely a state and local problem, Georgia wouldn't be suing the Army Corps of Engineers. Like Thomas Jefferson said: "The only orthodox object of the institution of government is to secure the greatest degree of happiness possible to the general mass of those associated under it."

    Unless you live on the wrong side of the state line. Atlanta runs out of water? The Heritage Foundation says: Let them drink Coke.

    ... that which governs best ignores the plight of the govern- isn't that the mantra of conservatives?

    I'm happy (5.00 / 1) (#11)
    by tnthorpe on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 03:09:43 PM EST
    that the governor's office realizes that a lack of rain is at the heart of the drought. I'm sure that they asked some topflight NASA and UN climatologists for that erudite analysis.

     Will the rain be nondenominational if and when the 'higher power' decides to send it?

    Good point. Please God, let my team win. (5.00 / 1) (#12)
    by oculus on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 03:20:15 PM EST
    Or (5.00 / 1) (#13)
    by squeaky on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 03:20:45 PM EST
    God is gay and he is punishing the state of GA for gay bashing. Maybe if they pass a gay marriage amendment, and allow gays in the ministry god will give them rain.

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    Very astute, but isn't God really a she? (5.00 / 1) (#14)
    by oculus on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 03:22:12 PM EST
    A Hermaphrodite (5.00 / 2) (#15)
    by squeaky on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 03:34:28 PM EST
    With a double sex change operation.  Got the pronoun wrong above. S/he is what I meant.

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    Can't be. God has to be a man. (5.00 / 0) (#16)
    by Edger on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 03:34:42 PM EST
    ...if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fu*k things up like this.

    --George Carlin



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    So, when WILL Jesus bring the pork chops? (5.00 / 1) (#17)
    by oculus on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 03:56:06 PM EST
    Heh. (5.00 / 0) (#18)
    by Edger on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 04:03:38 PM EST
    Jesus Christ!!! Pork chops?!?! Wouldn't Pat Robertson call for his assassination?

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    Pork? (5.00 / 1) (#19)
    by tnthorpe on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 04:03:47 PM EST
    That's something even a Republican administration can manage.

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    They bathe in it. (5.00 / 0) (#23)
    by Edger on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 04:52:29 PM EST
    Can they drink it?

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    God Said Thou Shalt Conserve (5.00 / 2) (#20)
    by john horse on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 04:34:27 PM EST
    I've got little sympathy for Governor Perdue.  Its not like the drought occured suddenly out of nowhere.  

    Instead of prayer maybe Governor Perdue should have tried conservation and restricting growth but this would have violated his true faith which he put in unrestricted development.  As you sow so shall you reap.

    The problem seems to be... (5.00 / 1) (#22)
    by desertswine on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 04:45:20 PM EST
    1. Overpopulation of the area
    2. Lack of any sane natural resource policy
    3. Endless war so that we don't have the money to deal with domestic issues.


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    Maybe Robertson could make himself useful (5.00 / 0) (#21)
    by Edger on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 04:43:13 PM EST
    and send some of "Gods" money to Orme:
    The severe drought tightening like a vise across the Southeast has threatened the water supply of cities large and small, sending politicians scrambling for solutions. But Orme, about 40 miles west of Chattanooga and 150 miles northwest of Atlanta, is a town where the worst-case scenario has already come to pass: The water has run out.
    ...
    Three days a week, the volunteer fire chief hops in a 1961 fire truck at 5:30 a.m. -- before the school bus blocks the narrow road -- and drives a few miles to an Alabama fire hydrant. He meets with another truck from nearby New Hope, Ala. The two drivers make about a dozen runs back and forth, hauling about 20,000 gallons of water from the hydrant to Orme's tank.

    "I'm not God. I can't make it rain. But I'll get you the water I can get you," Reames tells residents.



    Global Warming (none / 0) (#6)
    by Jgarza on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 11:45:13 AM EST
    I think you may have stumbled upon the early formations of the republican policy to fight global warming.

    In Georgia the line is: Ignore those crazy liberals calls for water conservation, we can prey.

    Nationally they are clearly laying the ground work. They have now come around to the idea that the earth is warming, they just don't believe humans are the cause.  If humans aren't the cause of course your only choice is to turn to a higher power.

    Who needs carbon caps, or investments in solar energy, or any of that crazy talk coming form liberals, when you have prayer!

    The corporatist Republican mantra (5.00 / 4) (#7)
    by Alien Abductee on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 12:10:55 PM EST
    "Let us prey."

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    The army draining water from Lenier (none / 0) (#8)
    by Jen M on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 12:31:54 PM EST
    didn't help matters any.


    Water rights (none / 0) (#9)
    by Jgarza on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 02:04:28 PM EST
    Florida has claim on that water as well.  If you have a bank account your money is all kept in the same place, as every body else who banks at your bank.  If you go crazy and get in over your head, you don't get to draw out other peoples money, you only get whats yours.

    They knew what water was available, it was a fair distribution, they should have planned appropriately.

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    they are now (none / 0) (#10)
    by Jen M on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 02:38:58 PM EST
    they're suing an making new laws

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