"Like something green that comes up..."
In any regard, is there anyone among us who is not equipped with buttocks? Granted, there are some who have difficulty distinguishing this part of their anatomy from their elbow or a hole in the ground. A few members of Congress and loutish pundits come to mind. Nonetheless, they still possess a rump. And a chest (for thumping). And a stomach (for gorging). And a mouth (for sneering). And a head and shoulders (for shampooing). And too many other body parts to mention. By the way, do any of these anatomical terms cause you offense or unease? Are you shocked to see them in print? No? Then sit your buttocks down and prepare yourself...
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How about scrotum? Granted, some of you lack this physical accoutrement and perhaps find it as bewildering and foreign as Yemen. But roughly half of the world's population is in possession of the family jewels--myself included (although once, as a teen walking away from a fight, I was accused of not having any). It is part of my physiology. This is no big secret. This is not a matter of national security to be withheld from the public. This is nothing to be ashamed about. So why does the word scrotum elicit disapprobation or discomfort? Why do some frown at the use of the term and seek to protect their children from exposure to such language? It all seems rather arbitrary and silly. Not to mention repressed. Case in point, the following news article in the New York Times:
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